What Will YouCave Do with All My Non-Information?

Snotting black

Do you struggle with finding enough alone time? Do you secretly resent your friends for all those hours you wasted hanging out with them playing Settlers of Catan?

Have you ever fled to a beach resort, excited for uninterrupted internet usage in the lobby? Were you then dismayed to find your friends’ intrusion continued through the devilish devices of social media? Are you frustrated with how your computer has been transformed from a haven of solitude into a communal nightmare, where even your self-diagnosis for back pain at WebMD can be shared?

Your FaceFriends have the potential to know everything you’re doing online, and soon full disclosure will become mandatory, forced upon us by advertisers and facebook overlords. We will be too busy sharing our favorite brand of toothpaste to realize our white shirts have turned to yellow from body oil because we have sat in our own filth for…

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2 Comments to “”

  1. I love the picture of the cat. So unhappy. Clearly wants to hide in a hole. Perfect mascot.

  2. If I had a cat and he looked himself in the mirror the day after he finished a novel . . . he’d look like this one. Thanks, I needed that.

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